Passing gas, farting, cutting the cheese.
There are a lot of euphemisms out there for something that usually smells quite foul … but now, with the patented Flat-D flatulence deodorizing pad, your farts don’t have to stink!
That’s right, you can throw away the Beano.
Fart to your heart’s content and no one will know, as the activated charcoal pad absorbs and filters the air, saving those around you from an awful fate.
Already, the Flat-D products have a strong customer base, with some very flatulent, very happy clients claiming it has changed their lives. No doubt.